By The Time You Read This, Another Woman Will Have Claimed To Have Had Sex With Tiger Woods

Add three (possibly four!) More wenches to the pile. For those keeping score: Jamie Jungers, 26, Trashy Girl, Mindy Lawton, 33, pancake harlot; Cori Rist, 26, blond thing. Sports By Brooks has already watermarked every available photo of them.

• Also, Oprah is reportedly the front-runner to land that exclusive, robotic interview with Tiger and Elin on her couch so he can tell a Roomful of women shaking their head in shame that he's a flawed human being but is working on becoming a better person. Why not Tyra?

• Jim Furyk won this stupid-looking trophy over the weekend at the Chevron Challenge, where all proceeds go to benefit the Tiger Woods Foundation. Tiger could not attend his girls Banadir tournament this year three (possibly four) more to the pile. For those keeping score: Jamie Jungers, 26, Girl poor quality Mindy Lawton, 33, whore biscuit Cori Rist, 26, of blonde. Brooks Sports has already watermarked all available photos of them.

• Besides, Oprah is reportedly the leading candidate to land in exclusive interview with Tiger and Elin robotics on your sofa so you can tell a room full of women shaking his head in shame that a human is imperfect, but it is working on being a better person. Why Tyra?

• Jim Furyk won this trophy stupid looking over the weekend in the Challenge of Chevron, where all proceeds go to benefit the Tiger Woods Foundation. Tiger could not attend the tournament this year because they recover from injuries sustained in a car accident while his wife pursued him with a golf club.

• Although he has been busy this past week Amortization of women that is deboned, Tiger carved some time to write a letter of appreciation to the sponsors and everyone who I was nursing aecause Suffered injuries during a car crash while his wife chased him with a golf club.

• Even though he's been busy this past week paying-off women he's boned, Tiger carved out some time to type a thank you letter to his sponsors and all those who attended the Chevron Challenge this week. It's all about the kids, you know.