Jordan's jungle jaunt 'to make kids proud'

Jordan / Katie Price prepares to rain misery on her co-participants in the I'm a VIP. Picture: Steve Parsons / PA Wire
There are people who can see the point of Jordan, also known as Katie Price, also known (though only to herself) as the "expensive".
Those people are wrong. Jordan is very important. Or at least, she is in showbiz producers of reality shows.
Last night the new series starts on I'ma Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. And it did not look promising. Sam Fox, Robert Wood, George Hamilton, Jimmy White ... they all came from the whole, at least on first impressions, as a friendly, decent people who are happy to work as a team and generally make the best of everything.
As seasoned viewers of I'ma Celebrity knows, that just will not do.
That we can be thankful for the imminent arrival of Jordan, who will sulk, squealing, bully and moan in her usual intolerable manner. In other words, give us something to talk about.
The neighbor last night's episode to entertaining (apart from Gino D'Acampo excited Touch Me revealing that his "favorite Sam Fox song", as if she has a back catalog of the magnitude of the Beatles') was in the trailer had it for Jordan.
God is, that the voice of the hair. It sounds like someone who plays the cello with a knife cutting. And those monstrous false eyelashes ... it looked as if she wants two kokkerotte tied to her eyelids.
To coin a phrase, thank heavens for bad stuff.